Terrible People Skills - A Comprehensive Assessment

Assessment Overview

Our team of expert assessors (read: interns who found this job on Craigslist) will evaluate your terrible people skills using the following criteria:

• Ability to consistently arrive late to meetings
• Aptitude for blaming others for their own mistakes
• Talent for making excuses that are < 5% convincing
• Expertise in procrastination, specifically the art of doing nothing for hours on end

Our assessment will provide you with a comprehensive report detailing your strengths and weaknesses in these vital areas.

Subpage 1: Meeting Arrival Skills

We'll evaluate your ability to consistently arrive late to meetings, because who needs punctuality, right?

• Average lateness per meeting:
• Number of times you've blamed the bus for your tardiness:

View Advanced Meeting Lateness Course

Subpage 2: Excuse Crafting

We'll test your ability to create convincing excuses for your own failures.

Enter your excuse: Submit Excuse

View Advanced Excuse Crafting Guide

Subpage 3: Procrastination Mastery

We'll evaluate your ability to spend hours on non-essential tasks, because who needs productivity, anyway?

Enter your favorite procrastination task: Submit Task

View Procrastination Tactics